Chapter 68
Perfume
Chapters:
01a - Introduction
01b - The Mysterious Ski Rack
01c - Wheres the Other Half of That Moose
01d - Scorpions Scorpio
01e - The Waiter Who Didnt Yall
02a - Can I Get a Diet Soda
02b - Riding Into the Sunrise
03 - Modesty at Any Price
04 - Driving Down to Houston
05a - What Does That Sign Say
05b - The State Tree
05c - They Call It the Sunbelt
05d - Just Follow Your Nose
06 - The New House
07a - Billboards
07b - Billboards Again
08 - Stereo Upgrade
09 - Local Wineries
10 - Unintentionally Left Blank
11 - CBW in TX
12 - Ice House Radio
13 - Goats and Cotton
14 - Dig We Must
15 - Dan Moody
16 - Dry Heat
17 - Dead Animals We Have Known
18a - Bookstore Culture
18b - On the Open Road
19 - Weather
20 - Sightings in Bertram and Buchanan
21 - Too Many Birds
22 - Road Hazards
23 - Sightings To And From Houston
24 - The Great Wall of Train
25 - In the Heat of the Day
26 - Bite Me
27 - Bid on This Skeleton
28 - Willie Al Fresco
29 - Rural Countryside
30 - SUV SUX!
31 - Kinky on the Texas Monthly Hour
32 - Strange Yellow Sky
33 - Football is a Serious Enterprise in Texas
34 - Remember the Alamoo!
35 - What Was That on the Radio
36 - Trip to Houston Through Small Towns
37 - Shoe Story
38 - Unintended Fireworks
39 - Flash Flood Warning
40 - Sin City
41 - Live Music in Austin But Not in Clubs
42 - Fear of Overpass
43 - The Big Sneezy
44 - New Texas
45 - Front Ended by the French Fry Mobile
46 - Dirt Farm
47 - Heard at the Texas Book Festival 2008
48 - Heard at the Texas Book Festival 2009
49 - Central Time Sucks
50 - Temple Texas
51 - Christmas in Austin
52 - Pennants in the Wind
53 - The Road Less Traveled
54 - Texas-size Thunderstorm
55 - Cool Van
56 - Your New House is That-A-Way
57 - CSI Austin
58 - New MTV Game Show
59 - Equine Technology
60 - Look at That Prairie
61 - Get Your Water Here
62 - Corporate Anniversaries
63 - College Sprawl
64 - Hire These Guys
65 - Preparing for Winter
66 - Careful What You Overhear
67 - Bonnie Raitt
68 - Perfume
69 - Questionable Skills
70 - All-American Day
71 - Read Me
72 - Weird Fog
73 - Overpackaged Food
74 - What Town Was That
75 - Texas Book Festival 2010
76 - Bulletproof Roof
77 - The Oldest Photo
78 - Cheesesteaks Part 1
79 - Cheesesteaks Part 2
80 - Sure We Got Culture
81 - A Message to Gyno-Americans
82 - The cathedral of Junk

At the local premiere of the movie Perfume

Some years ago, I ran across a novel named Perfume by Patrick Susskind. I don't recall how I first ran across it or why I read it, but this was one of the most riveting books I ever read. Highly recommended. Changed my relationship with my sense of smell forever. How's that for a strange comment? Well, if it suggests to you that you ought to read the book, then it works.

The movie made from the book played at the Austin Film Festival. Stars Dustin Hoffman. We went to the one showing. It was late, like 10:00, and on a school night.

The audience contained a number of Hollywood types, including the man in front of us who sounded like a director. At least he dropped names like someone in the biz. And the actresses sitting with him who were very slinky and very cuddly. And the sycophant local actor or director holding the seats for all of them.

There was a woman sitting right behind us declaiming about politics. She was heaping praise on Senator Barack Obama -- except that she called him Osama Borat. And not as a joke. (The Borat movie was just about to open, okay, that's confusing, but where did the Osama come from relating to someone she likes?) She had other names slightly muddled, too, like Carol Strahan Keaton instead of Carol Keaton Strayhorn, but that's minor.

Sorry to report that the movie was not particularly good. It certainly did not live up to the promise of the novel. To be fair, the book has a lot of interior monologue, and that isn't easy to translate to a viewing experience.

2006-10-20